They're not Muppets, they're Fraggles! One guy, two totally different mental compartments

HEYRHEAHEYRHEAHEYRHEAHEYRHEAHEYRHEAHEYRHEAHEYRHEAHEYRHEAHEYRHEAHEYRHEA
HEYRHEAHEYRHEA.

Guess what?

Challenge CONQUERED! I've actually been watching the Vlogbrothers ever since I got back to NY (Well not like NON-STOP; I've done other things). Haven't you noticed my subtle but definite sprinklings of Vlogbrothers flair? It's almost as addicting as Adventure Time. And Double Stuff Oreos. Double Stuff Oreos are delicious. And now you've had a glimpse of what my entire long (extra-long; we had a snow day today) weekend was like. So basically, between midterm season homework, marathons of Adventure Time and Mythbusters, and the Internet to top it all of, my mind is pretty much sedated. I imagine my brain's texture is sort of bubble-gummy at this point in time. So I hope that that will be a viable excuse for this fail of a blog (especially as you were so nice to send me a surprise birthday present(which I have not yet received; wait are these parenthesise inside parenthesis?) and then I rudely made fun of you via-comment). I had planned to write a full-length children's book, complete with charmingly terrible illustrations....but I didn't. Sorry. But I do have couple points, so...bullets!!!!

...Okay, bullets aren't working.

Asterisks!

*I am sad to report that Felix is in the hospital. He was brutally attacked and tortured by giant demon-cat Kinnicky earlier this morning. The sadistic feline even carried him to me after the damage had been done, dropping him at my feet during my morning meal. You can imagine my shock. I must say that I am partially to blame; perhaps, had I not used one of those toy mice for Felix's hair...and while his physical wounds may heal, there can be no accounting for the emotional strain that our dear friend is undoubtedly experiencing. We will of course be with him during this hard time.

*Leakycon. Harry Potter World. Movie Premier. I don't know how we're going to get to Florida...BUT WE WILL.

*I just realized that I have an excessive amount of old books that are in pretty good condition, and I'm sure you do too. I was thinking we could donate all our old books somewhere.


And now, enjoy the adorable elephant sneeze!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtIz1u8g1F0