Saturday, January 15, 2011

N.E.R.D.G.Y.M. And Cool Stuff From Places

Hi Rhea it's Saturday, and I must say that I am extremely disappointed in your lack of Pet Rock pictures...but I will allow, as apparently The Universe is focusing all of its energy on making your life extra-horrible *rolls eyes*. So today I'm going to show off some of the awesome stuff I received from international sources (thank you, The Universe!) and discuss my idea for Physical Education for the intellectually inclined. But first, a few thoughts.


  • So I've recently started (and almost finished) Fahrenheit 451. You actually probably read it in school, like, a long time ago, but for some reason I got skipped at some point in my middle-school career...but no matter. If you haven't read the book, its all about censorship and hedonism and ignorance, and its really thought provoking and all that good stuff, and I think that you would enjoy it. I just wanted to say that it got me thinking about how people really kind of need pain and fear and all of these things to fight for in order to be happy. Because the people in this book never have anything to worry about, they never even have to think about anything that could possibly be emotionally troubling...and most of them are miserable. Sure, they seem happy on the surface, but then the teenagers are killing each other left and right, and adults are committing suicide for apparently no reason at all, just because they have all these feelings and no way to express them, or they have no feelings at all and they feel empty and unfulfilled. So I think that although we have a tendency to wonder exactly why all of these bad things need to happen, the truth is that we're so perfectly equipped to handle it that we almost can't live without it. Our whole lives are about fighting; not winning.

  • Um, also....you have my snowpants. So earlier today when I wanted to go outside and build a snow sculpture (which ended up being some kind of fish elephant dinosaur with whiskers), I had to wear my old, really tight, obnoxiously purple ones.

  • I'm ashamed to say that I spent all day watching Adventure Time on Cartoon Network.


So now for my latest and greatest idea!



I call it...









Non-conventional










Exercise










Regiment










Designed for










Geeky










Young










Minds










....More commonly known as Nerd Gym (a happy coincidence). Nerd Gym, to be brief, is just like regular gym in that it helps to keep young people fit and healthy. It is different however, in the ways that it is done. Tell me, Rhea, nerds everywhere, have you ever wished that you could learn how to sword fight? How about do Martial arts like a ninja, or be schooled in the ways of the Jedi? Of course you have! You're a nerd! Well, this and more can be made possible with Nerd Gym. You see, Nerd Gym isn't any less strenuous or challenging than regular gym, just more interesting. If I could have chariot races and various swish-and-flicking Harry Potter wizard exercises in gym class, then I would be properly motivated, and therefore perform better. that's right nerds, no more stain on your otherwise flawless report card! Not to say that all nerds are bad at sports, of course. But I certainly am. So I'd just like to give you one more challenge this week, as you are much more artistic than I am. Do you think that you could whip up a N.E.R.D.G.Y.M. logo for me? Pleeeeese? i know you wouldn't be able to put it up right way, but eventually? Thanks (assuming you said yes, of course. If you said no, then CURSE YOU!).





Now, cool stuff from places!!!!


Now, the first cool stuff from places is this antique necklace my dad brought back from the United Arab Emirates. I thought you might appreciate it, being all fashion-y and whatnot.









Now, for the more important things! These are my incredibly awesome birthday presents from my wonderful adopted Finnish family!








Okay, so I think that this one warrants some explaining. You see, where Americans have Micky Mouse...the Finns have Moomin. Just to clarify, Moomin is this cute little Hippo thing with a cast of interesting creature and human friends. This thing of awesome is a night gown with one of the human Moomin characters on it. It reads, "Hip Hip Hip Hip Hip Hip Hip". Now as to what that means, I have no idea, but it's adorable nonetheless. Also, it's sideways. But that's just because I'm too lazy to fix it. And although I'm not wearing it in this picture, I AM wearing it right now as I type this, along with my "So many books, so little bedtime" pajama pants. I am invincible.




This one is more straightforward, but equally incredible. Hello Kitty merchandise. Who couldn't use more of that? Not really Finnish, strictly speaking, but not everything from Finland must be Finnish. I have reasonable evidence that the Japanese population are quite taken with Moomin mania these days.

Also sideways.

Thank you Universe.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

IS THIS THING ON!!?

Yes Haley, I have promised to update daily. So I have. However, I have miserably failed at one part of this blog. I cannot, for the life of me figure out how to work my camera. Yes, there are pictures of my rock on it. Yes the rock is adorable, and yes the flash drive is in my computer. Sooooo why aren't the pictures downloading? Hmmm maybe it has to do with the conspiracy to absolutely destroy my life's ambitions thats going on right now?

CURSE YOU UNIVERSE- THOU HAS SMITED ME TIME AND TIME AGAIN. THOSE WRETCHED IDEALS TO WHICH I HOLD SO TRUE HAVE BEEN VENOMOUSLY DESTROYED IN THE GREAT TIME OF SUFFERING.


This picture says what I cannot. I am completely and utterly bewildered at the disaster that is my life right now. Picture Rhea and real Rhea are both overwhelmed and not very bemused. More scared. Yes, definitely more scared for life than bemused.



The universe doesn't even want my pet rock project to be successful. Unfortunately, you may have to wait for a few more days until you can see my pet rock, but I will give you a brief one word preview. Think tattoos.


It's my challenge week next week, and I already have one prepared.

Until tomorrow Haley,

I bid you adieu.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Meet Felix!!!

Hi Rhea it's Wednesday, and guess what? SNOWDAY!!!! Haha.


You know, I probably shouldn't rub it in your face that you had to go to school today (I think...) and I got to watch Spirited Away and take awesome winter photos, especially after turning my phone off for two strait weeks and not blogging for one and a half.


But oh well.


Look at the pretty pictures!






So yeah, it's pretty much a winter wonderland here. In other, more exciting news, I finally had time to make my pet rock!


Name: Felix (meaning lucky; also the name of the 1960's meteorite thought to be his father.)
Occupation: Spy from unknown alien world (no one knows why he has an Irish name). Taken from his home planet at a young age, he was raised to be and inter-galactic government agent. He is a master of disguise. He landed on Earth when he lost control of his space pod on the way to an important mission and was sucked into a wormhole.
Hobbies: Being awesome, reading thought provoking novels by the fireplace, cruising the galaxy in his space pod, putting dangerous alien anarchist organizations (non-organizations?) in their place, and playing lead synthesizer in his popular techno band.
Personality: Felix is quiet and contemplative, and good at keeping a cool head in critical situations. He is a natural-cemented scientist and mathematician, with strong interest in philosophy and the arts. His excellent problem-solving skills often come in handy in his risky line of work. Despite these many strengths, however, Felix does tend to have trouble in social situations, such as parties. He has yet to find a nice lady rock to fight crime with.

I hope to post tomorrow night as well, and look forward to you pet rock pics! I might not be able to on Friday though (Les Mis reunion!). I do hope that the elves will spare me (and then we can further discuss this Orlando Bloom obsession of yours...)

'Till tomorrow,
Haley

Sunday, January 9, 2011

In Which, The Wrath of Orlanda Shall be Felt

Someone Needs to start blogging again and stop ignoring my phone calls.
That is all.



But... if you fail to heed this message, I already have several punishments in mind.

The punishment elves are hard at work right now thinking of ways to torture you.


Interesting how the punishment elves all look exactly like Legolas from Lord of the Rings. Maybe I want to get punished too....

You're suprisingly cavilier about this blogging business.

Now, that is all