SHARKS VS. PTERODACYLS!!!!

Good evening, Rhea...Did that sound extremely creepy? Because I'm trying to figure out if you can say 'good evening' to someone without it sounding like, "Hello. Would you like to follow me into this dark alley?" I think it all has to do with inflection, but when you're reading, you generally rely on the adjectives used to describe the way characters talk...but there isn't really a specific adjective for, "In a way that did NOT sound like a rapist." At least I don't think so. Aren't words fun? But anyway, I got in a huge fight with my friend on the bus yesterday about the scariness superiority of two of the most terrifying beast-creature things that the universe has ever decided to thrust upon our tiny rock of a planet. I'm not going to tell you which side I picked; I want to pose an unbiased list of pros and cons, and let you make an educated decision based on facts. I will be completely impartial. So now I give you...

SHARKS VS. PTERODACTYLS!!!!

Now, I would have put up a few more pics of sharks and pterodactyls...but everything is being stupid. So just in case you didn't know, a Pterodactyl is a terrifying beast of terror that's pretty much a bird/dragon/dinosaur, and which swoops down from above to grab its prey in its pointy bird beak.

A shark is a really big fish.

Pterodactyls have the advantage of surprise. They can swoop down at any minute and from anywhere.

Sharks look stupid not in water.

Pterodactyls have beaks AND sharp, needle-like teeth, giving them the ability to rip your face off whilst skewering you like a schiscabob (How the heck do you spell that?).

Sharks accidentally take bites of people when they think we're something tasty.

Mother Pterodactyls will often carry human victims back to their nest to be devoured by their young.

Sharks have unusually large livers.

The word 'Pterodactyl' comes from the Greek 'Pterosaur' meaning 'winged lizard'. It also contains the word terror if you switch a few letters.

Sharks were originally referred to as Sea Dogs.

Pterodactyls, apart from their ability to fly, could also run or walk on land.

Sharks look stupid not in water.

Scientist are not yet sure if the Pterodactyl had any predators.

Sharks get PWND by killer whales.

Pterodactyls make chilling screeching sounds before they strike.

Sharks still exist.

...I'll let you decide.


Moving on to topic number two, I'm really pumped about this book donation thing. I think we should ask some of our friends to donate, and see how many we get. I found a good charity, the only issue is its general farness form where either of us live. A problem that i am sure we can overcome. Here's the link.


http://www.surplusbooksforcharity.org/