DAMN IT! Is this really what the teenage years are all like? Always contemplating, being socially awkward, and thinking about different ways you can play scrabble. (By the way, if you can figure out what my bizzare scrabble metaphor means by the end of this post, leave a comment- you have earned super special Rhea points.) Haley, I expect you to figure this out and if for some bizzare reason you can't, call me. Immediately. If you don't know what the odd references my class makes in English mean we haven't been talking nearly enough, and this needs to be rectified. Lately though, I feel I have fallen into a teenage angst funk. I want to dispell the funk from my life, but as a teenager I am obligated to feel awkward, misunderstood, and angry AT ALL TIMES. So this feeling is not likely to go away.
BUT.....The funk is partially created by the 2:00 AM bedtime I now currently have EVERY DAY. Reducing stress reduces funkiness, but also spunkiness. (Or sassiness-you have your own word for it, I have mine.) So Haley, you have done nothing to help lift me out of my teenage angst funk by giving me these incredibly perplexing riddles. I have absolutely no idea what they mean but I gace it my best shot.
1. Nursery rhyme number one is clearly about a popular but dull girl in school. She hangs out with her boyfriend two times a week, but doesn't really enjoy him and has some mildly likeable friends. Your probably wondering how I know this. I was going to say I'm psycic, but I'm just going to tell the truth. It has to do with how Mary is so dang contrary which we all know means common (but really is a nicer term for boring). She plants a garden and tends to it because she doesn't have anything better to do with her boyfriend on weekdays. How do I know she only thinks her friends are mildy decent? Well, its the fact she calls them maids all in a row, that's not a very nice way to refer to your teenage friends who are not old maids (yet, they'll reach that point) and came over to look at flowers planted out of sexual frustration.
2. Pie is good. 'Nough said.
3. Wow Haley, I thought you were trying to challenge me here. This rhyme just reeks of the Israeli-Pallestinian settlement crisis. The symbol of Jerusalem is a Ariah, or a lion. It can then be deduced that the Pallestinians are the Unicorns. The Crown is the land they're fighting over because Jerusalem is both these respective cultures holy lands, Jerusalem is referred to as Jerusalem of gold. Thus the crown- DUH! Really, despite these governments thinking it's best to fight over this instead of share the land, some people just want the fighting to end and will do most anything to resolve this conflict like give away plum. (Except not really).
RIDDLES PONED!
So I'm going to go wallow in my teenage angstiness and get some much needed sleep...while I do that you can try to make what you may of these pictures. (Guess where they were taken), and make up plausible meanings to my obscure scrabble references. (No it's not that smart-ass, I know what your thinking-see there it goes again it comes out in bouts of teenage annoyance). SOOOO I PRESENT THE MYSTERY PHOTOS!
Numero One:
Number Two:
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